Joke of the day

PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

.

To really make things bad??

Give him a chance ? He has a few months. 

This guy is changing everyone's life's for the worse

well for once he would be telling the truth.  

He's going to say, "We're changing people's lives!' 

You have to be more specific. Do you mean Biden,Trump, or the moderators ?  

This may garner more viewer's than a super bowl. When they go to a commercial break, the plumbing systems will be strained.  

LMAO! The debates are coming soon! WTF is he gonna say???!?

I remember the was god-love

Guys, there was also "Dial a Prayer," I believe the number was "HEAVENS"  🙏  

I woke up from a deep sleep with a jolt and broke out in a cold sweat, thinking I overslept and was late for work.

I was so relieved when I realized I was already at work.

437-0123 in Green Bay. Darn, just tried calling it and it's no longer in service :-(

Think the phone # in Milwaukee anyway was:

         TI4-1414 

 O

?