Joke of the day

PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

That’s funny AJ! I read the top line wrong.

eye carumba... lol

  

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So i am sitting at the bar of one of my favorite eateries and talking to John the bartender . There were 5 screens going with no sound so you could have a conversation . As i was talking to John a very easy on the eyes blonde walks up and orders a round of drinks for her table. as the bartender starts making them a breaking news stories is on the TV about a jumper on the 48th floor of some high rise. I told John i would bet him $20 that he jumps and he replies  I know better, but the blonde turns to me and says  I will bet you.  Just as soon as she said that the guys does a swan dive off the ledge. The blonde reaches over and puts a $20 on the bar. I had to tell her to keep her money as i had seen the story a bit earlier and knew the outcome already. She replied thats OK i saw it earlier too but i really didnt think that he would do it again.

Not a joke but the car casket is pretty sweet. Buried my dad in a John Deere casket.

Gear Head Tuesday

Forgot about this wd40 add. LMAO. 

He is pumping it up to use n his car to make it look like there are more people so he can use the HOV lanes.

That awesum Poleski lmao

That’s pretty desperate Ski!!! Lol

So how's your day going....

K8,

Fast forward a year later I noticed my dad's phone had a FB icon (I have never had a fb account)

When I clicked on it it took me to a post my sister had just made about her and her hubby at a car show in Yuma (dad was a big car guy), so I liked the post.

My sister called me within two minutes flat and asked if it was me, (I inherited my dad's quirky sense of humor), I said "that is strange, but dad was a car guy!"

I had some fun with it (which my dad would have loved hehe), but after a bit my sisters were completely on to me!

Brent,
I sent that idea to my sons.  My older son said he had plans already to send it during or just after the toast!

When A1 is used i take it as an insult. You either
A cant cook a good steak
B start with crappy meat
C The person using it has no clue.
Made fresh venison backstraps 1st thing step son did was grab A1 wanted to beat his A!!$!$!$/%!