Joke of the day

PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

A couple more Easter ones to use up. Now I’m done. lol

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The teacher asked little Johnny, "What comes after a sentence?"  Little Johnny said, "An appeal!" 

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Blonde, Brunette, Red headed office girls hit the happy hour. Brunette orders first, I’ll take an MGD! 
Chagrined bartender answers: Sorry our regular guy called in- can you tell me what that is? 
Sure replied the girl, it’ s a Miller Genuine Draft. 
Next the Red head says: I ‘ll take a TNT! 
Again the new guy says, “ Well that’s strike two! Please advise me what that is? It’s a tanguary and tonic! 
Finally the Blonde chimes in: I want a 15, please… The bartender says: well thats strike three ladies, whats a fifteen?
A seven and seven duhhh! Says the blonde

?How being open minded makes one a liberal???

How about the blonde who had to buy a new computer monitor, because it was getting hard to read with so much white out on it.  

Wish I could get my wife to do this one, I'd put this sign up in a heart beat!   

A blonde was driving along the highway and approached a service station with a sign that read, "Clean Restrooms."
So she did.

Can never get enough blonde jokes!   

The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital….
So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany."

Hope this isn't inappropriate. After all I've seen some other pics that are similar. 

That’s “A lot” of beer K8!!!! 

Anheuser/Busch is conducting a study of how many beers it takes for someone to see Dylan Mulvaney as a woman. 

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I told myself I would not give them publicity but you need to laugh.