I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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So a grandmother and a grandson going to Walmart so she can buy him a fishing rod. They don’t know which one to get so they grab one and they head up to the counter and there is a associate there with dark glasses standing by. excuse me, can you tell me anything about this fishing rod? The associate said ma’am, I cannot see. I am wearing these dark glasses cause I am blind but if you I’ll be able to tell you everything you need to know about that if you spin it like you are using it. so she does. that is Shakespeare 5 ft 10in with a 404 reel and it’s got 10 pound test line on it. It’s on sale for $20.50. She says wow that’s amazing that you can do all that so she reaches into her wallet pulls out a credit card and it drops on the floor. As she reaches down to pick it up, she hears the associate say ma’am that is a Visa card. As she bends down, she breaks wind. The grandmother is not nervous because she feels there’s no way that that blind associate can tell that she’s the only one there and that she was the one that broke wind. So when they rang up the fishing rod, it was $34.50. Hey you just told me the fishing rod was $20.50. He said yes but the duck call is 11 dollars and the catfish bait is 3 dollars.
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