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1/8/03 @ 7:06 PM
redneck29
User since 8/28/01
PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

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6/10/24 @ 9:04 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
From my Cold War era!
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6/9/24 @ 7:17 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
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6/9/24 @ 6:42 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
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6/9/24 @ 3:32 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
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6/9/24 @ 1:31 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
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6/8/24 @ 6:04 PM
Outa line
User since 8/9/21
She came home with a red snapper . . . . . 

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6/8/24 @ 2:20 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
 
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6/8/24 @ 2:17 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
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6/8/24 @ 12:15 PM
oncebitten
oncebitten
User since 12/7/17
They where out a line
6/8/24 @ 9:03 AM
Carpio
Carpio
PRO MEMBER User since 11/5/17
No
6/8/24 @ 6:46 AM
Outa line
User since 8/9/21
Did ya hear about the gal that went fishin with the 3 guys?
6/6/24 @ 4:53 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
 
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6/5/24 @ 9:53 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
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6/4/24 @ 8:26 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
PRO MEMBER User since 7/24/20
Readers discretion advised!

She’s been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.
6/1/24 @ 7:59 PM
Carpio
Carpio
PRO MEMBER User since 11/5/17
Queen.    G R O A N!
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