I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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Interesting KTOWNE.....my dad was stationed in England on air bases in WWII and I remember him and his buddies telling me the story....they set up dummy aircraft on one base....and sure enough the Germans did the same thing...came over and dropped wooden bombs....sometimes trickery doesn't work
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