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1/8/03 @ 7:06 PM
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redneck29
User since 8/28/01
PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

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9/25/20 @ 8:50 PM
Phat Walleyes
Phat Walleyes
User since 3/31/15

Thought about taxidermy business... 


Heard there was stiff competition...

9/23/20 @ 8:55 PM
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
Bassmaster+recordracks 2
User since 7/24/20

Don’t hate. Just laugh!

9/22/20 @ 8:06 PM
crobar
User since 6/19/01

Little Billy comes home all beat to crap black eye ,bloody lip, clothes all ripped up. Dad helping him clean up asked what happened. He says challenged Joey to a duel, and said he could choose the weapons.....didnt know he would choose his sister   

9/22/20 @ 5:56 AM
SnakeSter
SnakeSter
MEMBER since 7/9/12

Hey Dave, What’s the range on those drones and what weight capacity? Suppose you’d have to live nearby the distribution warehouse? It’s pretty cool

9/21/20 @ 8:22 PM
ifishwi
ifishwi
User since 1/12/05

bug



9/21/20 @ 7:33 PM
CrystalLakeMonster
CrystalLakeMonster
User since 11/22/10

Built in America. 

9/14/20 @ 7:49 AM
uplander
uplander
User since 10/6/09

ya good one moose

9/14/20 @ 7:36 AM
Dave (Golden)
Dave (Golden)
MEMBER since 6/22/01

Actually that is true.. We received our FAA license and can start to deliver packages. That might be a slightly larger target that you anticipated.. 



9/14/20 @ 6:52 AM
fishicot
User since 4/16/18

Did you hear the Amazon drone program just got approved?


We now have skeet shooting with prizes.

9/13/20 @ 8:41 AM
SnakeSter
SnakeSter
MEMBER since 7/9/12

Good one Moose

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