Joke of the day

PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

 

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Looks like I will be housebound today.

Grabbed the Metamucil powder instead of the Gatorade powder for my after lunch beverage mix.

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What are the 2 main ingredients of Viagra?
1. Fix-a-flat
2.Miracle Grow

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the guys need A beer  or two.

I like #16.

Yea Kayaker i like #11 also

Since retirement, I like #11.

I relate  to #20. Not the meeter but the greeter. LOL!

I don't recall where this came from but I am number 19.  

Bass. I heard that one in graded school, I asked the nun for clarification.

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