How tough is Chuck Norris?

Is Chuck tough enough to watch reruns of Walker Texas Ranger?
I sure ain't!

Chuck’s Achilles could heal in 12 weeks.

Chuck Norris can sit through an entire Packer game and never shake his head

Not sure he's tough enough to stomach this thread.

Scientists believe Chuck Norris tears could cure cancer. The problem is he has never cried.

He's tougher than your momma wearing her combat boots.

  

HOW TOUGH IS CHI-TOWNE????? I bet a lot tougher trying to keep the peace in the Windy City! Cops could be tough back then. Now, they curtailed by Administration.

He ain't that tough,you should of seen me in the day! The excuse of "leaving town and going on a long vacation" was the excuse I heard when having issues"  with others!!! LOL!!!

When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chick Norris makes onions cry.

When Chuck Norris fell of his bike, he skinned the concrete with his knee

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball 

When Chuck Norris donates blood, he declines the Syringe and requests a handgun and 5gallon bucket! 
Chuck Norris spelled backwards, is Chuck Norris!! 

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete