Old Wise Tales
When the cows are all standing, fish are biting.
Version I always heard was eating fish was good for your night vision.
For me fish always bite when ZZ Top is on the radio. It's true.
Bigger baits catch bigger fish. This one is true.
Step on a crack, break your mother's back.
If you spill beer you have to go to church. It's a sin.
If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Murphy's law applies to fishing more than anything.