I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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A married couple, both 65 years old, were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. When all the family and guests had left their house, a fairy appeared from nowhere and said to them: “Congratulations, you two on your long and prosperous marriage. I’m here to grant you both one wish each.”Excitedly, the wife said: “I want to travel around the world.”The fairy waved her magic wand and with a bang, the wife suddenly had tickets in her hand for a round-the-world cruise on the best ship in the world.Then the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.
Without skipping a beat, the husband replied. “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me. ”So the fairy picked up her wand and with a bang – the husband was 95 years old.
Without skipping a beat, the husband replied. “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me. ”So the fairy picked up her wand and with a bang – the husband was 95 years old.
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching por*n." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what por*n was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1779464244188127232/pu/pl/P1duAMp7oeJhWFbG.m3u8?tag=12&container=cmaf
Iran attempting to hurt Israel.
Iran attempting to hurt Israel.
anybody here have some spare fishing line?
https://summarynews.whatfinger.com/2024/04/13/very-bad-prank/
https://summarynews.whatfinger.com/2024/04/13/very-bad-prank/
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