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3/17/18 @ 9:33 AM
User since 2/5/05

Mine started yelling at me for taking the kids out for Mexican yesterday when they had no school. We all were talking about how great it was and she goes off on me. It was $37. That came from my account, not the joint account.  Then we went to pizza ranch and spent $40 because she wanted fish. Fish from Pizza Ranch. Haha, she's nuts.


11/29/20 @ 9:01 AM
Bud Wise 2
Bud Wise 2
User since 9/5/13

Little late yet. Under sink hot water recyclers 

11/23/20 @ 5:55 PM
User since 1/14/02

Love the woman but about everything that came out of her mouth yesterday was dumb

11/23/20 @ 5:52 PM
MEMBER since 5/11/03

So with about 5 minuets left in the Packer game yesterday, I'm down in my man cave and my wife yells down "Hey, I broke the kitchen faucet"....Umm.What???

The faucet has the spout with the pull out sprayer, she pulled it out and the whole sprayer head broke off. It's about 10 years old but was in decent shape or so I thought. Anyway, off to Menards this morning, good to go now.

11/22/20 @ 1:42 PM
User since 1/4/09

Here's  a microcosm of my married life !

11/22/20 @ 11:57 AM
Phat Walleyes
Phat Walleyes
User since 3/31/15

That's funny, but it's true, the cycle is only so long, so starting out with hot water makes sense... For the sake of argument, the manufacturer took in account the average time it takes for water to heat up to temp., and cycle time is based on accordingly... 

You can therefore argue how much thoroughly the cycle is now instead of how efficiently you're making it... 

Then again, I was accused of being directionally challenged while she gets lost using the expressway going to Wisconsin Dell's ! Where I had to go find her and escort us back ! Lol

11/22/20 @ 10:54 AM
User since 10/3/12

 Our DW installer said the same thing - to  run the tap water to save on the need to heat.  But I would give her some credit at least she attempted logic to her thoughts.

11/22/20 @ 9:35 AM
MEMBER since 6/15/01

lol.. that's a good one!

11/22/20 @ 9:19 AM
User since 12/19/10

So anytime I run the dishwasher when it’s full I will run the hot water on the kitchen sink til it’s hot then start the dishwasher. That way the dishwasher is starting with hot water instead of cold. Our kitchen sink is the farthest thing away from the water heater so it takes a bit til it comes out hot. I’m sure this makes perfect sense to everyone here?!  Well my wife says that’s dumb, I never do that when I run the dishwasher and the dishes come out just fine. I say ok well I like to do it the right way (jokingly of course). A little annoyed she says ugh but now I want to get a drink of water and I’m just gonna make it cold again so now your wasting water. I say no dear it’s 2 separate pipes you turning the cold water on won’t make the hot water line cold again. Not understanding she walks away and says “that’s dumb”.  Ok dear. Don’t get me started on her understanding on how the thermostat works!! Lol

11/20/20 @ 7:07 PM
MEMBER since 5/11/03

OK, nothing she said but I saw this and thought it kind of fit here...

11/14/20 @ 9:19 PM
User since 3/2/03

Crazy stuff wife does:  Last week Sunday my wife is gathering old receipts and personal papers we don't need anymore. I know she will ask me to burn these at sometime. So i'm in the bedroom and i'm not feeling the greatest. Getting over a cold. Yes cold. Lol. And i went to the kitchen to ask her a question and i look out the back window and now i see a big fire going. ( we burn a lot of rubbish, yard waste. So i yelled WTF are you doing. I was just trying to burn these papers and the wind blew into the big pile of waste. I see flames at least 20-30 feet high. So i run downstairs to turn the outside water faucet on, unravel the garden hose and play Mr. firefighter. Now the flames are so intense it looked like an oil tanker was on fire in our backyard. Need less to say the fire was contained and nothing else was on fire and no one got hurt. Later on wifey says honey your face is so red. I said yes you know that fire i was putting water on that's how hot it was down there. 

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