5 Word Never-ending Story

Let's create a never ending story with a hunting / fishing twist. Each post should contain FIVE (5) WORDS that continue the story. No person should post back to back. Here's an example of four posts:

I never thought I could ...

actually imagine a better pile ...

of venison on my table ...

that smelled so nasty that ...

I'll add the first post to get the story started ...

France is having an INSURRECTION !

That creates a stinky Log  

Time for a Costco Dog

It's a brand new weekend 

No more rules this thread?  

Unicorns, Yeti, Bears playoffs,  Superbowl!  

Looks like unicorns do exist

Updated Power Rankings Packers(19) Bears(26)!   

Awesome, one guy nailed it!

Here’s one of many articles 

https://www.nfl.com/news/9-last-minute-predictions-for-2022-nfl-season-aaron-rodgers-wins-3rd-straight-mv

  

https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/09/01/nfl-preview-predicting-every-game-daily-cover

Aaron has a new woman. 

Predicted by which sports publication?

As predicted! Working out now!   

Three wins and fourteen losses.

Says the lake link leader