Joke of the day
This should probably go in the trading post not here and I know it’s late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U.S. Bank Stadium on Sunday February 4th. They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400.00 bar tab and a pass to the winners locker room after the game. What he didn't realize when he bought them last year was that it’s on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St. Paul's Church at 3 pm.Her name is Ashley. She’s 5'4", about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will clean your truck. She'll be the one in the white dress.
John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear. "
"Of course, John, " his wife said.
"Six months after I die, I want you to marry Bob.
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath, John said, "I do!"
Two men were meeting in a bar when the subject of Green Bay, Wisconsin came up. The first man said, " Green Bay is a real nice place". The second responded "What's so nice about it? The only things ever to come out of Green Bay were the Packers and ugly who-es." "Now you wait just one minute buddy,"said the first man. "My wife is from Green Bay." "Oh," replied the second man. "She is? What position does she play?