I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
Joke of the day
A cowboy out west comes on a Native American and his wife one day .They invite him to eat with them , the wife was waiting on the cowboy and the cowboy asked what her name was . The Native American said 4 Horses in his own tongue . The cowboy asked what does that mean in English ? the Native American replied Nag Nag Nag Nag