Joke of the day

1/8/03 @ 7:06 PM
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redneck29
redneck29
USER since 8/28/01
PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

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6/18/18 @ 4:14 PM
Jimbo
Jimbo
USER since 6/18/01

Political Correctness = The belief that it is possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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6/12/18 @ 7:39 AM
SnakeSter
SnakeSter
MEMBER since 7/9/12

Heard on the news Tis morn that Rodman said Kim was ready to talk 5 yrs ago with Obama, but he didn’t want any part of it. Rodman: Sec of State? Future? He looks professional enough? Who knows?

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6/11/18 @ 12:03 PM
Wicasa
Wicasa
USER since 11/11/15

Kim Jong-un, Dennis Rodman, and Donald Trump meet in Singapore to discuss the fate of humanity..........

Oops sorry.  Couldn’t resist.

Delete as warranted moderators 

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5/26/18 @ 7:27 PM
rvrbt
rvrbt
USER since 3/24/10

A cowboy out west comes on a Native American and his wife one day .They invite him to eat with them , the wife was waiting on the cowboy and the cowboy asked what her name was . The Native American said 4 Horses in his own tongue . The cowboy asked what does that mean in English ? the Native American replied Nag Nag Nag Nag

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5/25/18 @ 5:03 PM
nihsif
nihsif
MEMBER since 6/15/01

Nice,,, lol 

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5/25/18 @ 4:56 PM
rikj
rikj
USER since 7/29/01

Nice job higgs

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5/25/18 @ 4:51 PM
Higgs
Higgs
USER since 1/14/13

Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes........


But they are a solid number two 

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5/18/18 @ 5:21 AM
rikj
rikj
USER since 7/29/01

Been there.............

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5/15/18 @ 4:30 PM
Polski
Polski
MEMBER since 5/11/03

I can see that...........

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5/15/18 @ 6:16 AM
phishin phool
phishin phool
USER since 4/5/08

Higgs, if I could spell hillarious, I would say that one qualifies!!!

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