I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of garbage. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
Joke of the day
That's a good one Batman. My manager always likes to start and end our pointless team meetings with a joke, and that one is definitely getting used lol.
A good one that needs to be brought back to light is one I may very well have seen on here, so thank you whoever you are!
(best said aloud)
Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Definitely not Suzy!
My neighbor lady was out with her weed wacker this morning doing some trimming around the yard. About 10 minutes into her project I heard this loud scream and lookedout the door to see her running toward her car. She had her cat under her right arm and his severed tail in her left hand. I asked what happened and she admitted that she accidentally cut off her cat's tail. I asked her where she was taking him and she said "Wal-Mart".
When I asked her why she proudly stated " Well, they are the world's largest re-tailer" ...