Joke of the day

9/20/02 @ 10:49 AM
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NavyChief
NavyChief
USER since 9/8/02
Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to thevery same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet withPresident Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton; "I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow,Sir!"

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9/18/17 @ 6:24 PM
SnakeSter
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This is for all of us who feel we don't need to tell anyone on the Internet where the heck we fish!!!

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9/16/17 @ 11:47 AM
bassmaster+recordracks
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9/16/17 @ 11:41 AM
rikj
rikj
USER since 7/29/01

Finally signed..........

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9/15/17 @ 5:28 PM
ice queen
ice queen
USER since 12/16/10

Yup picture says it all

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8/21/17 @ 10:15 AM
Polski
Polski
MEMBER since 5/11/03

Here you go...........

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8/21/17 @ 7:30 AM
ice queen
ice queen
USER since 12/16/10

This one gave me a laugh this morning!! 

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8/21/17 @ 6:40 AM
SnakeSter
SnakeSter
MEMBER since 7/9/12

This one goes out to our favorite LL bro Higgs!

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8/16/17 @ 7:10 AM
SnakeSter
SnakeSter
MEMBER since 7/9/12

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8/11/17 @ 11:18 AM
Cold Front
Cold Front
USER since 7/9/01

Now THAT there was funny!.......... I don't care who you are.... Mrt 

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8/9/17 @ 5:26 PM
BugleTrout
BugleTrout
USER since 9/27/01

Awe Higgs, you fell for that one didn't ya?

You all know how Higgs got up in the tree to begin with?  He was raking leaves!

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