Mine started yelling at me for taking the kids out for Mexican yesterday when they had no school. We all were talking about how great it was and she goes off on me. It was $37. That came from my account, not the joint account. Then we went to pizza ranch and spent $40 because she wanted fish. Fish from Pizza Ranch. Haha, she's nuts.
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The wife and I were at a family b-day party last week.
My nephew had one of those super sized black Sharpie permanent markers available for people to put their names on their plastic cups. I mean this thing had a tip at least 1/2" wide. Of course everyone starting sniffing the tip and saying that it reminded them of grammar school.
Here's what happened next:
-Our son starts smelling the pen and acts woozy.
-My wife gets perturbed and tells our son to stop "huffing" the pen because he's killing his brain cells and just get her a cup of wine.
-While she's sipping her cup of
wine she keeps complaining about how everyone huffing the Sharpie has now filled the house with a dangerous odor...
-After a few giggles from us, I told her she was smelling her own cup with her name written on it !
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My nephew had one of those super sized black Sharpie permanent markers available for people to put their names on their plastic cups. I mean this thing had a tip at least 1/2" wide. Of course everyone starting sniffing the tip and saying that it reminded them of grammar school.
Here's what happened next:
-Our son starts smelling the pen and acts woozy.
-My wife gets perturbed and tells our son to stop "huffing" the pen because he's killing his brain cells and just get her a cup of wine.
-While she's sipping her cup of
wine she keeps complaining about how everyone huffing the Sharpie has now filled the house with a dangerous odor...
-After a few giggles from us, I told her she was smelling her own cup with her name written on it !
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Polski: I got one better. Turn the clock back to the season we went 15-1 OK? We had first round bye and in the divisional round faced the wild-card Giants. Remember that debacle? Anyway, game is over (we lost) and I'm in the garage putting away my deep fryer and my wife says, "Don't worry, we'll get them in the playoffs."
Uhhh, yeah.
Uhhh, yeah.
I asked my wife for directions/address and the color of a house that her friend plans to put on the market. Keep in mind that this house is only maybe 15 or 20 suburban blocks away from where we live...
After my wife gave me nonsensical spanglish directions, I was completely confused ! I only had a street name to go by...
She referenced a "busy street where you turn right", and an "escuela with a dead end" and a "letrero muy raro".
She had no idea of the address of a house that she has been visiting for 10+ years !
After my wife gave me nonsensical spanglish directions, I was completely confused ! I only had a street name to go by...
She referenced a "busy street where you turn right", and an "escuela with a dead end" and a "letrero muy raro".
She had no idea of the address of a house that she has been visiting for 10+ years !
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