Best way to kill a coon
7/6/14 @ 9:15 PM
ORIGINAL POST
Got one in the live trap. I understand I can only release it if I get a property owners permission. Don't know any property owners who want a coon. I've got the coon in the house now and I am feeding it mini-marshmallows. The coon stinks a little but it is not making any noise. Whats a good way to kill it? I am probably going to need to do it in the house as I don't want the neighbors talking.
7/10/14 @ 10:46 AM
7/10/14 @ 8:24 AM
Since chopper never talked down to a single person in this thread, I can't imagine him and dock are one in the same.
7/9/14 @ 7:53 PM
chopper/docknboatlift the same ?? not a full page just yet. 
7/9/14 @ 10:45 AM
shoulda just used pepsi and fly bait, die in the dish!
7/9/14 @ 9:57 AM
I'm expecting the next post to be written in the mindset of a rabid person. 
Edited on 7/9/14 9:57 AM
7/9/14 @ 9:56 AM
I'm already looking forward to Chopper's next Big Adventure.
7/9/14 @ 9:22 AM
I was imagining Grandpa Jones with his banjo picking away on one of his many songs about coon hunting while reading that.
Yum yum yum yum!
Edited on 7/9/14 9:23 AM
7/8/14 @ 8:20 PM
Well it was smackdown time today. I started by saying ready, set, go but i tricked the coon and shot him between the eyes with the Red Ryder on "set". Dumb coon! Then the wife opened the cage and I charged with the bayonet and he charged at me. I'd have to give the coon the next round cause he tore a pretty good hole in my leg. Dum ass coon clung on though and I got him eventually with the bayonet but I stabbed myself pretty good too. I should have practiced. I saw that in a movie where they went at sand bags before the war started. That coon is history now but I got a 600.00 dollar bill at the emergency room and the thing is still throbbing. Good thing I got Obama care.
7/8/14 @ 7:03 PM
With all those marshmallows it is probably nothing but high fructose corn syrup by now.
7/8/14 @ 5:02 PM
eat him , maybe with some yams and cranberries.. maybe skin him and use the turkey deep fryer.... killing him is the easy part, getting him tender is the challenge
