Best way to kill a coon

7/6/14 @ 10:15 PM
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chopper
chopper
USER since 7/2/01
Got one in the live trap. I understand I can only release it if I get a property owners permission. Don't know any property owners who want a coon. I've got the coon in the house now and I am feeding it mini-marshmallows. The coon stinks a little but it is not making any noise. Whats a good way to kill it? I am probably going to need to do it in the house as I don't want the neighbors talking.
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7/10/14 @ 11:46 AM
30''walters
30''walters
USER since 1/22/12
coon dog and .22

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7/10/14 @ 9:24 AM
the_dude
the_dude
USER since 1/10/03
Since chopper never talked down to a single person in this thread, I can't imagine him and dock are one in the same.

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7/9/14 @ 8:53 PM
roofer
roofer
USER since 6/6/04
chopper/docknboatlift the same ?? not a full page just yet. Smile

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7/9/14 @ 11:45 AM
Jzzzzz
Jzzzzz
USER since 1/19/02
shoulda just used pepsi and fly bait, die in the dish!

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7/9/14 @ 10:57 AM
lakeshiner
lakeshiner
USER since 7/20/09
I'm expecting the next post to be written in the mindset of a rabid person. Big Smile

Edited on 7/9/14 10:57 AM
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7/9/14 @ 10:56 AM
BugleTrout
BugleTrout
USER since 9/27/01
I'm already looking forward to Chopper's next Big Adventure.

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7/9/14 @ 10:33 AM
Poison
Poison
USER since 3/2/10
Well done Chopper. Got a lot of laughs out of this thread.

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7/9/14 @ 10:22 AM
BugleTrout
BugleTrout
USER since 9/27/01
I was imagining Grandpa Jones with his banjo picking away on one of his many songs about coon hunting while reading that.

Yum yum yum yum!

Edited on 7/9/14 10:23 AM
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7/8/14 @ 9:20 PM
chopper
chopper
USER since 7/2/01
Well it was smackdown time today. I started by saying ready, set, go but i tricked the coon and shot him between the eyes with the Red Ryder on "set". Dumb coon! Then the wife opened the cage and I charged with the bayonet and he charged at me. I'd have to give the coon the next round cause he tore a pretty good hole in my leg. Dum ass coon clung on though and I got him eventually with the bayonet but I stabbed myself pretty good too. I should have practiced. I saw that in a movie where they went at sand bags before the war started. That coon is history now but I got a 600.00 dollar bill at the emergency room and the thing is still throbbing. Good thing I got Obama care.

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7/8/14 @ 8:03 PM
Twister
Twister
USER since 6/15/01
With all those marshmallows it is probably nothing but high fructose corn syrup by now.

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